Carl Peake — Financial Planner. Let those words marinate your brain awhile.

All signs point to one thing: ponzi scheme. No doubt in my mind — who wouldn’t trust an ex-military man with their nest egg? After a rigorous twenty minutes in the morning of sunglass and mustache maintenance, Carl undoubtedly hits the phones to shake down some widows and then it’s off to the Country Club to harang the children. Collect the checks from the Post Office in the afternoon and hit the drive through for the night deposit. A day in the life of the Madoff of Milford.