July 9, 2010
As the spring storyline stumbles to its inevitable end with the rise of Slim Chance & the Longshots and the failure of the Milford Mudlarks, we need a new storyline for the summer. Possibilities: A new local Milford sports blogger starts beating the drum for firing Gil — becoming the Sith Lord version of Marty Moon. Deadspin reveals that this fall’s starting Milford QB is involved in “sexting” with Oden-esque results The Greek starts importing Eastern European girls from his base at The Bucket — bad the local prostitutes of Milford, great for Mudlark volleyball.

As the spring storyline stumbles to its inevitable end with the rise of Slim Chance & the Longshots and the failure of the Milford Mudlarks, we need a new storyline for the summer. Possibilities:

  • A new local Milford sports blogger starts beating the drum for firing Gil — becoming the Sith Lord version of Marty Moon.

  • Deadspin reveals that this fall’s starting Milford QB is involved in “sexting” with Oden-esque results

  • The Greek starts importing Eastern European girls from his base at The Bucket — bad the local prostitutes of Milford, great for Mudlark volleyball.

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