Cortez Beecher = Abe Sapien
Random comments on America's most reccoculous case of coaching tenure.
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December 29, 2010
December 29, 2010
Gaddis unable to make the play after oddly exchanging actual arms with Tim Summers (played by George Muresan) — looks like a Lady Mo’ has gone to the Bastards.
December 29, 2010
Back to the main storyline — please welcome the Fightin’ Bastards from Bastrop! (Little known fact: their feeder program is Bristol Palin Middle School.)
December 29, 2010
Let’s cut to the chase — Isn’t Lini drawn a little too close to the Neil Patrick Harris mold?
August 13, 2010
Couldn’t be happier with the return of Chris Stiles. I reckon this guy to be the dude who has high school on rails. Pulling a GPA somewhere around 3.9 while burning one down on the way back from Taco Tuesday. Double letterman in tennis and golf while the rest of the knuckleheads are bashing heads together during two-a-days. Flash forward twenty years and you’ll find Chris Stiles teaching contract law in Malibu at Pepperdine.
August 13, 2010
August 13, 2010
August 13, 2010
August 9, 2010
Yes — we get it — Carl Peake is a bad father who’s grinding the joy out of golf for his kids. Cartoon Kardashian skates along while Kemper is slowly losing his grip. Let’s get on with it, guys!! We need an actual conflict so we can get some resolution and move on to football season. Gil’s hovering right there, ready to swoop in and take care of business. Meanwhile, The Bucket has probably burned to the ground due to an afterhours meth cooking accident….
